The English Boy sizes up my purse before making his
selections. He stuffs his choices into
it as we head to the window to purchase tickets. Once inside the venue, he picks a seat and
then rifles through my purse for his treats.
The movie begins and the English Boy happily consumes his contraband
food items.
Sometimes he brings his own candy, but there have been other
occasions where nothing would suffice except a taco or hamburger or even a
massive piece of Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.
Striving to be neat, he even tucks in cutlery and napkins.
The most recent outing involved a pre-movie stop at Kentucky
Fried Chicken. After watching the
English Boy devour a large chicken sandwich and mashed potatoes with gravy, he asks
if I have room in my purse for potatoes.
I think he means fries and tell him they will fit. He brings back a to-go bag containing a large
tub of mashed potatoes and gravy. Unbeknownst
to him, my “purse” is actually an insulated lunch bag that will keep his items
hot. I pull out all of my belongings and
shove his bag within, adding a biscuit, “spork” and handful of napkins. It was show time and we head to the discount
movie theater for “The Lone Ranger”. I
hand him his steaming mashed potatoes and he proceeds to mix in the gravy. The English Boy promptly burns his
mouth. The potatoes have remained
lethally hot inside my bag. He runs for
the water fountain, leaving the potatoes behind in the cup holder. The distinct smell of KFC potatoes permeates the
small theater so I am positive everyone knows we have secreted in illegal
foodstuffs. The English Boy returns and
continued with his snack which has now adequately cooled.
As the theater dims for the main show, I am positive he is using his cell phone as a flashlight to aid in his fine dining efforts. I am thankful that the show has a minimal amount of patrons on this late evening. The English Boy finishes his snack, places it back in the paper bag and loudly crumples the brown paper during a particularly quiet moment. I make a note to feed him more before our next movie adventure.